{"version":"https://jsonfeed.org/version/1","title":"Angry Archie","home_page_url":"https://angryarchienj.com","description":"Angry Archie","author":{"name":"Angry Archie"},"items":[{"id":"https://angryarchienj.com/stories-%26-rants/f/stop-giving-internet-strangers-free-rent-in-your-head","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/8584c14a-93a6-422c-9acd-b209aa94251f/freerent-20260806-223648-241165.jpg\"/><p>Let me ask everybody a serious question.</p>","url":"https://angryarchienj.com/stories-%26-rants/f/stop-giving-internet-strangers-free-rent-in-your-head","title":"Stop Giving Internet Strangers Free Rent In Your Head!","summary":"Let me ask everybody a serious question.","date_modified":"2026-09-04T04:05:02Z"},{"id":"https://angryarchienj.com/stories-%26-rants/f/im-only-1-fucking-guy","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/8584c14a-93a6-422c-9acd-b209aa94251f/fuckingguy-20260806-222619-468634.jpg\"/><p>There seems to be this strange belief that if somebody is capable of doing several things, then they must somehow have unlimited time, unlimited energy, and six invisible employees hiding behind the curtain. I run Angry ...</p>","url":"https://angryarchienj.com/stories-%26-rants/f/im-only-1-fucking-guy","title":"I'm Only 1 Fucking Guy","summary":"There seems to be this strange belief that if somebody is capable of doing several things, then they must somehow have unlimited time, unlimited energy, and six invisible employees hiding behind the curtain. I run Angry ...","date_modified":"2026-09-04T03:49:22Z"},{"id":"https://angryarchienj.com/stories-%26-rants/f/wait-a-second-i%E2%80%99m-driving-a-tow-truck","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/8584c14a-93a6-422c-9acd-b209aa94251f/fuckingcyclone-20260806-222911-3f135a.jpg\"/><p>I recently had a tow that took me from the Denville area all the way to a body shop near Coney Island. Anybody who drives for a living already knows how that kind of trip goes. Traffic, construction, people changing lane...</p>","url":"https://angryarchienj.com/stories-%26-rants/f/wait-a-second-i%E2%80%99m-driving-a-tow-truck","title":"Wait a Second, I’m Driving a Tow Truck!","summary":"I recently had a tow that took me from the Denville area all the way to a body shop near Coney Island. Anybody who drives for a living already knows how that kind of trip goes. Traffic, construction, people changing lane...","date_modified":"2026-09-04T03:46:39Z"},{"id":"https://angryarchienj.com/stories-%26-rants/f/i-drove-straight-into-a-tornado-warned-storm","html_content":"<img src=\"https://img1.wsimg.com/isteam/ip/8584c14a-93a6-422c-9acd-b209aa94251f/7678-20260722-172515-b17008.jpg\"/><p>I was sent directly into a tornado warned storm, and apparently common sense wasn’t invited along for the ride.</p>","url":"https://angryarchienj.com/stories-%26-rants/f/i-drove-straight-into-a-tornado-warned-storm","title":"I Drove Straight into a Tornado Warned Storm","summary":"I was sent directly into a tornado warned storm, and apparently common sense wasn’t invited along for the ride.","date_modified":"2026-09-04T01:35:06Z"}]}